Microsoft Ruined Minecraft Horses
When Microsoft bought Minecraft we all figured they would trash the game and restrict it to the Windows platform. It seemed odd they would buy a Java based game that did not use Microsoft development platforms.
Then it seemed Microsoft was going to leave well enough alone, keeping the multi-platform support and continuing on the Mojang path to adding more to the game.
With version 1.13 reality came crashing in as Microsoft started trashing Minecraft. They completely remade the best game animal, the most interesting game animal, the horse. They turned the beautiful Minecraft horse into a simplified ugly blob that no longer has complete animations. The new Microsoft horse blob makes sound without opening its mouth. Screw you Microsoft!
I guess in Microsoft land horses are born with a saddle that is grown right into their bodies, they winny out of their ass instead of their mouth, and lost half of their DNS. Screw you Microsoft!
Microsoft Mojang developers, you ruined the most interesting creature in the Minecraft world! What the heck is wrong with you hacks?
There is some interesting history as to how the horse was originally introduced to the game, as a mod, and how Notch went with a 3rd party model rather than creating his own for the 1.6 Horse Update. The horse always had more detail than the other creatures of Minecraft, which was nice since the horse was more than a game entity, it was a useful transportation utility and pet.
The 1.6 Horse Update came out on the 1st of July 2013. It was a highly anticipated update, as it added a long requested feature to Minecraft: horses. The horses were introduced with the help of Dr. Zhark, the creator of the Mo Creatures Mod. The 1.6 update added horses, donkeys and mules, other new features included carpets, blocks of coal, name tags, hay bales, leads, villagers making noises and the hardened clay block. Ironically this update happened to coincide with the cultural peak of Minecraft, which began to trend downwards after the summer of 2013.
