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systemd rant
The switch from service to systemctl with the adoption of systemd has been a sore point for a lot of folks, especially when you’re used to the straightforward simplicity of service <name> start/stop. It’s like the developers decided to flex their nerd muscles and reinvent the wheel, leaving us end users to relearn everything. The argument is that systemd brings better process management and parallelization. Why not keep the old syntax as an alias for compatibility? It’s like they forgot the golden rule of usability: don’t break what already works for people. It’s a textbook case of developer hubris trampling over the practical needs of users, and it’s been a festering wound in the Linux community for years.
The move from traditional init systems like SysVinit or Upstart to systemd wasn’t just a technical shift—it was a cultural upheaval forced down our throats by a cadre of developers. Systemd promised fancy features: faster boot times, better dependency management, parallel service startup, and a unified logging system. But here’s the rub: why does “better” have to mean throwing out decades of muscle memory, intuitive simplicity, and a command syntax that even a sleep-deprived sysadmin could rattle off at 3 a.m. without a second thought? The service command—service apache2 start, service mysql stop—was elegant, readable, and universal. It didn’t matter if you were on Debian, Ubuntu, or some obscure distro from 2005; it just worked. Then along comes systemd with systemctl, a clunky, mashed-together word that feels like it was designed to trip over your fingers on the keyboard. Why? Because nerds love their abbreviations and their jargon.
The developers could have easily kept service as a compatibility layer. Hell, they did for a while; service still works on many systemd systems as a wrapper that quietly translates to systemctl. But it’s a half-hearted concession, a begrudging nod to the past that’s slowly being phased out. And on systems where it’s not supported or the service names don’t map cleanly, you’re left search up “systemctl equivalent of service” like some lost soul in a dystopian command-line wasteland.